Conversation with the Girl while she's pooping on the potty.
I go poo mommymommyIgopooIgopoomommy.....
Mommy! I go Poo!
Yes honey you're going poo. Good job.
I don't eat poo mommy.
I don't eat poo mommy, it's nasty.
Yes poo is yucky, we don't eat poo.
(triumphantly) I don't yike poo, iss yucky. (Giggling)
Oh... mommy, I go poo.
I go poo in potty.
Good job sweety.
I go POOOO!!!!
(sighing) Are you finished?
Okay, call mommy when you're done so we can wipe.(leave bathroom)
MOMMY!!! I have MORE pooo.
Are you finished.
Okay get up.
Mommy I goed poo. I all done.
Talking to the Boy
Mommy are you a lady.
Yes honey I'm a lady.
But I'm not because I'm a BOY!
Yes, you are a boy.
And my sister is a little girl.
And daddy isn't a lady he's a MAN!
Mommy why aren't the Girl a boy?
Because she's a girl.
Because she's not a boy.
But why is she not a boy?
Because God made her a girl.
I don't know.
But why did God make her a girl?
I don't know.
But why is she a girl.
(exasperated) Because she is a girl she's not a boy. She has girl parts not boy parts, just because.
(also exasperated) BUT WHY????
I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW
But I want her to be a boy mommy.
(Under breath and sarcastically) Sorry about that, I'll try harder next time.
What did you say mom?
What were you talking about?
Do you want to color?
YEAH!! (Skipping, cavorting, and excitement all around)
Okay go to your room and color. (sigh and look for lost brain cells. Give up a second later when daughter yells, "I hab POO!!")